12/23/2012

CHAPTER 13: DOLPHINS ARE DICKS - The Saga of Mark and Krissie




CHAPTER 13: DOLPHINS ARE DICKS - The Saga of Mark and Krissie
Max is still with us from Pop Culture Massacre.  We read emails from listeners who are dating each other... it takes up pretty much the whole episode.  Shoes full of cum, Dolphin oral sex, and more!

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12/16/2012

CHAPTER 12: CRUSTY SOCKS - THEY STICK TOGETHER THEY STAY TOGETHER

CHAPTER 12: CRUSTY SOCKS - THEY STICK TOGETHER THEY STAY TOGETHER
Religion is our dark passenger.  Special guest MAX joins us from Pop Culture Massacre.  If you are looking for a new religion... stay tuned.  Elder Silas joins us as our possible first Adopt-A-Mormon candidate.  Orrin Porter is still MIA... we are worried, he may have been abducted by the Danites.  Please fast and pray for Porter’s safe return.  Watch South Park.  We got a donation!  Max talks to us about his religious upbringing and his transition out.  God’s diary.  Johnny Cuervo blesses us with Cake Shots!  In Utah, you’re either Mormon or a freak.  


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12/02/2012

CHAPTER 11: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY CUERVO


CHAPTER 11: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHNNY CUERVO
Nimrod conducts.  We are sorry we have been off the air for so long, Its all Nimrod’s fault. The second coming will be on Twitter.  Nimrod has one toe in???  He needs a therapy session.  ITS JOHNNY CUERVO’S BIRTHDAY!!!  We are in the temple of Cuervo.  Its been more than a month since we recorded.  Orrin Porter is not with us, and we don’t know where he is?  Garments are repulsive and unsexy.  Nimrod’s parents were freaked out by the temple.  Penn Gillette got Nimrod to ease up on Christians.  Matisyahu loses his faith and shaved his beard?  Nimrod is happier as an Atheist, but he’s re-evaluating his beliefs. We need to make Outer Darkness Garments!  Lady Magdalene and Bastard share their beliefs with Nimrod.  Nimrod is embracing Hindu and Buddhist philosophies again and he’s happier believing.  Bastard says it’s progression.  Cuervo’s drink of the week: Mormon Punch.  Nimrod don’t play drinkin’ games.  We talk Star Wars... Goodbye George Lucas, the reign of terror is over!  Recommendations - Bastard: 2 Gallants. Cuervo: David Lynch.  Nimrod: Trevor Hall.  

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