CHAPTER 9: EVE NEEDED A DEEP DICKING
Part 2 of our BYU vs Utah football party. We are on STITCHER, download that shit!!! Email us... PLEASE! SLC is the Gayest city. Nimrod and Cuervo love Lesbian bars. Bleached buttholes. Gummi Vodka by Pinnacle is LEGIT! Is Nimrod a Lesbian or just the Piano Man? We adress our tweets. We wanted to fuck Eve. Noah Buildaboat gave us a front row seat to the temple movie. We have devious plans to get into the temple and defile it. Recommendations: The Happiness Advantage by Shawn Achor, Attack the Block, Ini Kamoze, Moral Orel, Silent Hill Downpour, Jack White - Blunderbuss. We sit down with Cleopatra, Pebbles, One-Love-ya, and Chloe420 about their exit stories. When should we give our daughters condoms? Mormons hate their bodies. If you have sex you’re a chewed piece of gum. Mark and Criminal join us to talk about gays in the church.
CHAPTER 8: BACK OFF MAN, I’M A SCIENTIST (Recorded during BYU vs Utah)
Nimrod Conducts. Lady Magdalene and Johnny Cuervo are back with us! He starts us off with Root Beer Floats (the alcoholic kind). We are recording during the Holy war, Good vs Evil, The Lord’s University vs The Sinners, BYU vs Utah. Porter loves Obama. BYU athletes have sex. Any Jews on the BYU football team? The 86 Rules of Boozing. We talk Star Trek. Hell is where the party’s at. Rabbis suck baby pee-pees. Scientists are perverts and Nimrod proves it. Bastard wants to get spanked. Cuervo blows us away with his Sweedish Fish drink. Porter claims to have figured out the female vagina. How many butts do you need to study to find beauty? This episode is to be continued...
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CHAPTER 7: RICHARD DAWKINS WILL MAKE YOU HIS BITCH!!!
Nimrod Conducts. The new Caffeine revelation. Emails from YOU, our fans!!! Brandon Flowers vs. Richard Dawkins. Johnny Cuervo and Lady Magdalene are not with us. We feel it would be blasphemous to make our own drinks, so we decide to burn one down instead. IRIE! Caffeine! We want to have a coffee show. Are you a barista? Contact us! Full instruction on how to finger a vagina. YOU, fans of our show, are truly awesome! We read your emails. We get set straight on the varying degrees of Atheism. Porter gets too high. The Kinderhook plates. We want a video game: Legend of Zelph. The Gay Show, banned in Utah. Nimrod is against marriage. Mormon Teachings on Facebook. Richard Dawkins made Brandon Flowers his BITCH!!! Who, in the church, could get in the ring with Dawkins? We don’t censor our podcasts. The church bought ad space in the BOM Musical. Porter comes back from the Moon, without 7 foot Quakers. Nimrod tries to scratch his balls politely. Legal drugs. Recommendations: Strippers vs Werewolves 2012, Robo-Booty, The Matrix, Rage Against The Machine, The Raid: Redemption.
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Bastard conducts. Special Guest: Baron Von Brightlie! Johnny Cuervo and Lady Magdalene join us as well. Nimrod, Porter, and Bastard as usual. This episode is gonna get real geeky! We talk about the Religion of Comics and Superheroes. NERD ALERT!!! Johnny Cuervo makes us a Royal Carribian Fuck to start things off. Hookers after Fantasy Football. Bastard gives the recipe for Liquid Chlamydia. Yeast flavored suckers? Nimrod wants to dick-fight in the Celestial room. Noah Buildaboat films inside the temple! We want in. Irish Car Bombs! Who knows what a Chick-O-Stick is? Nerd Alert - HeroClix is date repellant and virgin insurance. Baron and Nimrod discuss the Religion of Comic Books. The moral compass of Spider-Man, Batman, Superman, and more. Who is the hottest superhero? We have a boner for Rogue. Cuervo’s signature drink is a Bart Simpson! No chaser necessary. Cuervo schools us on Scotch and Whiskey. Hire Johnny Cuervo for your party! He knows cigars too, we will have a cigar show in the near future! Bart Simpson is a panty dropper. We share our first alcohol experiences. Cuervo gets a standing ovation, and Magdalene has to follow it. Recommendations: Fantasy Football, Bullet in the Face, Workaholics, Capote, Can’t Stop Won’t Stop, The Mighty Boosh. EMAIL US!!! We want to hear from YOU!!!
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Orrin Porter conducts. Johnny Cuervo and Lady Magdalene join us again. Still on that Purple Penis. Once you have JC you can’t go back. Porter gets political. Paul Ryan is a young Mitt Romney. Bastard doesn’t give a shit. Mitt is the epitome of America. In the future we will all be brown. Nimrod gets his revolutionary politics from Star Wars. We do not endorse the bombing of any buildings or government structures. Bastard is probably Libertarian. We hope you don’t agree with us. Sikhs smoke weed in their temple? We’re in! Porter brings up gun control. Nimrod retells the penis biting incident. Ok, its getting depressing in here... Johnny Cuervo livens thangs up for us with drinks. New drink, Magdalene’s Pie!!! If you love Key Lime Pie you’ll love it! JC gives us the recipe. Our rating system for JC’s drinks. Magdalene’s Pie is Celestial. Did your Bishop scratch his balls? Bastard had some creepy Bishops. Second anointings. Porter gives us the run down on Mormon foot-washing. Sounds like a swinger’s party. Females use the priesthood, only in the temple, only on Sundays. The Church has great marketing. Porter is bitter and angry. We give him an intervention. BJ and Nimrod try to get to the root of Porter’s anger. Porter gets pissed. Lady Magdalene whispers words of wisdom. Cuervo makes the best Wet Pussy. Porter is SO DRUNK!!!! JC heals Porter’s anger with one drink, he is a miracle worker! Recommendations: Noam Chomsky - Manufacturing Consent, Ender’s Game, Porter says VOTE! (Nimrod says don’t). Magdalene rates JC’s drinks.
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