9/01/2012
CHAPTER 5: THE BISHOP IS A BALL SCRATCHER
Orrin Porter conducts. Johnny Cuervo and Lady Magdalene join us again. Still on that Purple Penis. Once you have JC you can’t go back. Porter gets political. Paul Ryan is a young Mitt Romney. Bastard doesn’t give a shit. Mitt is the epitome of America. In the future we will all be brown. Nimrod gets his revolutionary politics from Star Wars. We do not endorse the bombing of any buildings or government structures. Bastard is probably Libertarian. We hope you don’t agree with us. Sikhs smoke weed in their temple? We’re in! Porter brings up gun control. Nimrod retells the penis biting incident. Ok, its getting depressing in here... Johnny Cuervo livens thangs up for us with drinks. New drink, Magdalene’s Pie!!! If you love Key Lime Pie you’ll love it! JC gives us the recipe. Our rating system for JC’s drinks. Magdalene’s Pie is Celestial. Did your Bishop scratch his balls? Bastard had some creepy Bishops. Second anointings. Porter gives us the run down on Mormon foot-washing. Sounds like a swinger’s party. Females use the priesthood, only in the temple, only on Sundays. The Church has great marketing. Porter is bitter and angry. We give him an intervention. BJ and Nimrod try to get to the root of Porter’s anger. Porter gets pissed. Lady Magdalene whispers words of wisdom. Cuervo makes the best Wet Pussy. Porter is SO DRUNK!!!! JC heals Porter’s anger with one drink, he is a miracle worker! Recommendations: Noam Chomsky - Manufacturing Consent, Ender’s Game, Porter says VOTE! (Nimrod says don’t). Magdalene rates JC’s drinks.
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