1/28/2013

CHAPTER 15: END OF THE WORLD SHOW (THE DEMON IS A MIDGET FUCKER)




CHAPTER 15: END OF THE WORLD SHOW (THE DEMON IS A MIDGET FUCKER)
Recorded at Brewvies 12/20/12, the day before the world didn’t end.  Don’t google Blue Waffles.  The Demon Angel Moron-I joins us.  Lord Johnny Cuervo serves us Surfer on Acid for Sacrament.  We open the mics up for testimony and confession before the world ends.  Midget fucking and shocking the monkey.  What is your Sacrament now?  Mormon porn.  Brandon and Mario from Salty Horror Podcast sit down and chat with us.  Also check out Brandon on A Steady Diet of Music Podcast.  Bucket lists for the end of the world.  Tacos and microphones.  What is your dark passenger?  

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1/01/2013

CHAPTER 14: COMING OUT, DRINK REVELATIONS, and MORMON SWINGERS!



CHAPTER 14: COMING OUT, DRINK REVELATIONS, and MORMON SWINGERS!
Our 2nd session of the Outer Darkness General Conference.  Thank you to Eric and Julie for your donations to the show.  It’s easy to donate, just click on the “Donate” button on our page!  Joe Nimrod joins us in a continuation of Chapter 10.  Orrin Porter is still missing, forget fasting and praying, eat a cheeseburger for Porter.  

Therapy session for Joe Nimrod.  The conundrum of fully coming out as a heathen vs. “faking it” to avoid conflict with your family.  Bastard tells us about coming out to his MoMo fam.  Coming out to your family as an apostate gives them an opportunity to exercise unconditional love.  Are you sacrificing your happiness to save others’ feelings?  Adopt-A-Mormon.  Lord Johnny Cuervo has a brand new drink he received by revelation!  We name this holy drink “EVE’S FORBIDDEN POON” and dub it the official drink of the show.  We read YOUR email.  We revisit our purpose for doing the podcast.  Since we are recording during General Conference, we go deep doctrine with our discussion.  We are starting our own religion.  Mormon drinking hymns. Mormon SWINGERS??? WTF?  Joe Nimrod tells us about his experience at a Mormon Swingers party.  Recommendations!  


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