CHAPTER 21: PRIESTS LOVE DEAF KIDS

CHAPTER 21: PRIESTS LOVE DEAF KIDS
We are the official podcast of the SLC International Tattoo Convention.  Come hang out with us on Sunday 3/24/13 at the Tattoo Convention while we record!  http://www.slctattoo.com/

Our friend Eric is with us, Orrin Porter is back, Bastard Son of Joseph Smith , Our Lord and Savior Johnny Cuervo, Lady Magdalene, and Nimrod the Lamanite are all here.  NEW DRINK created by our Lord and Savior Johnny Cuervo.... It shall be named PORTER SACK!  The Pope retires, pedophilia, priests love the deaf kids, the internet will be the downfall of organized religion, Porter drops some Church History on us, Boy Scouts, Cuervo’s dad will give you merit badges, Nimrod invites Mormons over for dinner but they never come, The Church runs the BSA, Getting married in the Church will cure your Gayness.

Break Hymn: H.A.M. by Kanye West and Jay-Z

Church welfare, ...and I’m a Mormon, Nimrod doesn’t think he’s an Atheist anymore, Bastard disagrees, Nimrod loves the Life of Pi, If people really believed in God they’d be jumping in front of cars, Book of Abraham, Baby Jesus is our favorite Jesus, Joesph’s REAL first vision, Drones! Urim and Thumim phone app, Where are our hoverboards? Come see us at the SLC Tatoo Convention Sunday 3/24/13!!!  

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CHAPTER 20: THE CHURCH IS OUR DRUNKEN UNCLE

CHAPTER 20: THE CHURCH IS OUR DRUNKEN UNCLE


Pre-Episode: Interview w/ CJ Starkey of the SLC International Tattoo Convention.  www.slctattoo.com

Listener Eric comes to the Great and Spacious Building to hang out with us.  Nimrod The Lamanite, Bastard Son of Joseph Smith, Our Lord and Savior Johnny Cuervo, and Lady Magdalene are here... Orrin Porter is not.  Cuervo makes us a new drink with no name yet.  Nimrod and Bastard are OUT!  Eric is a 2nd generation Jack Mormon.  The Church is our drunken uncle.  Nimrod defends Mormons.

Break Hymn:  We and Dem - Bob Marley & The Wailers

We read fan mail.  A listener asks us for help.  Porter shows up right at the end of the show!  We are happy he was not kidnapped by the church again.

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CHAPTER 19: SKIPPY IN OUTER DARKNESS PT 2 - "Better than masturbation"

CHAPTER 19: SKIPPY IN OUTER DARKNESS PT 2 - Better than masturbation

Skippy is back in the Great and Spacious Building and brought his YooHoo and his virginity!  Nimrod The Lamanite, Orrin Porter, The Bastard Son of Joseph Smith, Our Lord and Savior Johnny Cuervo, and Lady Magdalene are all here.  Virgin Mary from Vexx’d podcast pays us a visit.  Porter addresses Skippy’s testimony.  Prophet Paul sits down with the panel and goes through the Great and Spacious Building Recommend Interview.  Skippy shares stories of meeting stars... and he has the greatest Dave Grohl story ever!!!  Skippy says Outer Darkness is better than Masturbation!  

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