CHAPTER 14: COMING OUT, DRINK REVELATIONS, and MORMON SWINGERS!
Our 2nd session of the Outer Darkness General Conference. Thank you to Eric and Julie for your donations to the show. It’s easy to donate, just click on the “Donate” button on our page! Joe Nimrod joins us in a continuation of Chapter 10. Orrin Porter is still missing, forget fasting and praying, eat a cheeseburger for Porter.
Therapy session for Joe Nimrod. The conundrum of fully coming out as a heathen vs. “faking it” to avoid conflict with your family. Bastard tells us about coming out to his MoMo fam. Coming out to your family as an apostate gives them an opportunity to exercise unconditional love. Are you sacrificing your happiness to save others’ feelings? Adopt-A-Mormon. Lord Johnny Cuervo has a brand new drink he received by revelation! We name this holy drink “EVE’S FORBIDDEN POON” and dub it the official drink of the show. We read YOUR email. We revisit our purpose for doing the podcast. Since we are recording during General Conference, we go deep doctrine with our discussion. We are starting our own religion. Mormon drinking hymns. Mormon SWINGERS??? WTF? Joe Nimrod tells us about his experience at a Mormon Swingers party. Recommendations!
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