9/18/2012

CHAPTER 7: RICHARD DAWKINS WILL MAKE YOU HIS BITCH!!!


CHAPTER 7:  RICHARD DAWKINS WILL MAKE YOU HIS BITCH!!!
Nimrod Conducts.  The new Caffeine revelation.  Emails from YOU, our fans!!!  Brandon Flowers vs. Richard Dawkins.  Johnny Cuervo and Lady Magdalene are not with us.  We feel it would be blasphemous to make our own drinks, so we decide to burn one down instead.  IRIE!  Caffeine!  We want to have a coffee show.  Are you a barista?  Contact us!  Full instruction on how to finger a vagina.  YOU, fans of our show, are truly awesome!  We read your emails.  We get set straight on the varying degrees of Atheism.  Porter gets too high.  The Kinderhook plates.  We want a video game: Legend of Zelph.  The Gay Show, banned in Utah.  Nimrod is against marriage.  Mormon Teachings on Facebook.  Richard Dawkins made Brandon Flowers his BITCH!!!  Who, in the church, could get in the ring with Dawkins?  We don’t censor our podcasts.  The church bought ad space in the BOM Musical.  Porter comes back from the Moon, without 7 foot Quakers.  Nimrod tries to scratch his balls politely.  Legal drugs.  Recommendations: Strippers vs Werewolves 2012, Robo-Booty, The Matrix, Rage Against The Machine, The Raid: Redemption.  

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