In the beginning there was darkness... Our first episode! Nimrod conducts.
Welcome to hell. BJ keeps one toe in... just in case. No sex in the lower kingdoms? Where does angel Nimrod take a shit? Formal introductions of the panel. BJ is a bastard, Emma who? Nimrod joined because “everybody’s doing it”. Whispering testimonies. The Bishop’s daughter makes referrals. Porter is still on the records. In the CHAPEL??? We take the sacrament... but forget the prayer. We’ve been drinking. Porter shares mission stories. Tree of life showers. Can’t feel the spirit around all these penises! We drink to the missionaries. Nimrod was a Jack Mormon. Leaving the church... ahh the memories. Nimrod doesn’t think the brethren believe. Prophet hides his whiskey in the holy of holies. Nimrod is his name. Porter is the douchebag of heaven. Email us! How long does it really take to leave the church? Bill Hicks rollercoaster ride. This is the best part. Is religion good for some people? Why is everybody leaving? Porter is 99% Atheist. Nimrod is a cult survivor, now he is a Jedi. Do you believe in God? BJ won’t answer. Welcome to fuckin’ heaven. Atheists don’t get elected, but they make better decisions. God is a fortune cookie machine. Everyone is selfish. Our dark passenger. Masturbation. Do we really have female listeners? More weiner stories from the MTC. Nimrod is a lesbian.
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