8/12/2012

CHAPTER 2: GETTIN' SKIPPY WIT IT



Orrin Porter conducts.  Nimrod not quitting, just stopping.  We are in the Great and Spacious Building.  The missionaries don't REALLY care about Porter.  We're on Twitter and Facebook!  Add us.  We got email from a fan... and it's a GIRL!  The Businessweek Mormon cover.  We have stock in Burger King???  We want Whopper Temple Night!  Fox is liberal... in Utah.  Nimrod got drunk... again.  Skippy IS a virgin!!!  WE WANT SKIPPY ON THE SHOW!  The Ensign tells Mormons to stay married to their apostates.  We talk about shaving balls.  Has your pubic hair changed since leaving the church?  The Whitehorse Prophecy.  Obama is the Antichrist.  Porter is voting Obama, BJ is voting Bruce Banner.  How do Mormons view themselves vs. how the world views them?  What happened to Kony?  Mormons hate polygamy.  What'd you say 'bout my Heavenly Mama?  We give recommendations for stuff.  Nimrod attempts to give a drunken explanation of Superstring theory.... yeah.  Ted Talks make you smarter.  Email us!  What do you want to hear?

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